“The Conchs haven’t won a state championship since they replaced the natural grass and clay with Astroturf. Look it up.”

“Each Key West district fiercely supports its residential neighborhood with respect to those life-altering matters that affect the community. Voters seek accountability from commissioners who live in their district, understand existing district issues (e.g., zoning, potholes) and will defend against commercial denigration. ‘No’ to at-large, city-wide elections.”